Earth Muffins

I've recently learned about the designation of an Earth Muffin. Not to be confused with an Earth Mother, an Earth Muffin is....


EARTH MUFFIN:
Environmentally conscience, socially aware, recycles when she can, prefers organic or natural products, and will drive out of the way to support mom and pop before large consumer corporations. She’s a modern hippy but also has a practical side. She’s cute, showers regularly, and encourages others to do the right thing without being judgmental or critical.

Yep, I think I'm one.